it’s rough when your sister is justin biebs
If you asked me an anonymous question in the past week I’m going to answer it.. If you think I’m going to take most of it seriously, you’re gonna have a bad time. (Taken with GifBoom)

just because

if you ate my hummus last night..

fuck you man.

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isthatwhatyoumint:

trufax

where did this fanart of me come from
Drunkenly fell into a tub of water last night at my friend’s apartment. Almost repeated history of brutalizing my vag on the bathtub’s edge when I was 7. Instead I just split my knee open and ended up with a watermelon size bruise on my inner thigh, not far from my formerly mentioned legendary injury…
If you hang out w mer too much you’re guaranteed an afro…

protrudingpoof:

Me with my friend Meredith, and her weird fuzzy headband/warmer thing?

i love when my girlfriend wears my haaat <333

i had to buy this

if you noticed my boobs or the cup first it doesn’t matter, either way you’re a lesbian.

“i’m so gay i can’t even drink straight”

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it&#8217;s new years and i want something scandalous to do..