;)

Why are you so beautiful? Are you single? Who do you date?

you’re sweet, thank you,

& i am single :).

do you like hispanic girls?

Yep.

how are you single?! youre amazing!

i think you answered your own question.

I want you, i'm letting you know

but you’re anonymous :(.

are you fat?

only on the inside, anon..

whose pauline??

it’d be better to ask.. who is not pauline? 

she is my sister in law, an extension of myself, akin to a third arm.

if you were forced to be with a man who would you be with? and can you post a picture of you in your work uniform =) ;)?

my sun and stars of course! and for your second question, maybe tomorrow, but I’ll probably forget. Black on black with an apron (for your imagination?).

I want you, Petrichor.

this made me laugh. i hope it was intentional.

do you look at porn?

No, I only read porn. I am too much of a control freak to watch porn because it does not leave enough to the imagination. If that doesn’t make sense.. Well, I don’t know how else to answer it.

not my business but have you ever hooked up with meredith? honestly

Short answer: No.

Long answer: I tried courting her for years (madly in love, you see), until she informed me that “i am not as pretty as i think i am”. I tried adding more glitter to my overall appearance, but when that didn’t work I eventually moved on with a heavy heart, anon.

I think that you are the most beautiful girl in the world. You have a way of capturing people, especially me. Your presence is like the sweet smell of petrichor, something that is so lovely but there is an air of melancholy when you think of keeping it.

Thank you. Your compliments make me feel very embarrassed but I didn’t want you to think I didn’t appreciate it by not publishing it. Petrichor, you have a very nice way with words, anon.