;)

goodnight argentina, good morning iguazu

fuck fuck fuck FUCK

Me: worst fucking mood

Emma: I know :(.

Me: So… do you have any updog?

Emma: Ok. Because I know you are in a not so good mood… Whats updog??

Me: nm u?

(thank you)

Emma: Anytime lil’ noodle..

everysongisaboutsex:

jam905:

You approach your mom like:

And she looks at you like:

And you show it to her with a smile:

Then she’s all like:

Then you look at her like:

And she’s like:

And when she finally says yes you’re like:

I wish this is what my life was like.

It’s more like instead of the last gif she’s like

rainbowballz:

Them: “ONE.”

You:

Them: “TWO.”

You:

Them: “THR-“

You:

i wish i could show the world how nasty my knee looks after my drunken slip on the ice on the way back to my dorm after the club last night.

my roomie cleaned it for me this morning but it stills stings like no other~

to finish my art assignment..

it just so happens to be the last thing in the world i want to do :).